Are you a Liberal, a Conservative or an Albertan?
>>
>> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>>
>> The answer can be found by considering the following question:
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> children.
>>
>> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>> corner,
>> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
>> knife,
>> and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal., and you are
>> an expert
>> shot. You have mere
>> seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>>
>> What do you do?
>>
>> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>> . . . .
>> .. . . . . . . .
>>
>> Liberal Answer:
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>>
>> Could we run away?
>> What does my wife think?
>> What about the kids?
>> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
>> of his
>> hand
>>
>> What does the law say about this situation?
>>
>> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
>> does this
>> send to society and to my children?
>>
>> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
>> definitely want
>> to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
>>
>> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
>> while he
>> was stabbing me?
>>
>> Should I call 9-1-1?
>>
>> Why is this street so deserted?
>> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this
>> happier,
>> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>>
>> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
>> for few
>> days and try to come to a consensus.
>>
>> .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>> . . . . .
>> .. . . . . . .
>> Conservative Answer:
>>
>> BANG!
>> .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>> . . . . .
>> .. . . . . . .
>>
>> Albertan Answer:
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>
>> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>>
>> BANG! BANG!
>>
>>
>> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
>> Tips or
>> Hollow Points?"
>>
>> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>>
>> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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très bonne joke....
vraiment tres bonne joke !!!
